On a day when it's almost bed time and the spill hasn't happened, I literally visualize the calm before the storm. A few weeks ago we went out to eat with the kids and ordered a large lemonade.
Somehow the restaurant messed up and they brought us three. THREE large lemonades on a table with three kids.
We let the kids all have sips.
Then...Each cup of lemonade was knocked at some point during the dinner and proceeded to spill all over the floor, table, their clothes, my purse, my pride...
After the first spill we removed the remaining two lemonades to the other side of the table. My husband got up to go to the bathroom and some how his butt knocked the other cup off the table. The third happened when we were getting out of the booth and my 3 year old grabbed the large cup when I wasn't looking and dropped it everywhere.
You guys!! Who gave us children?!
In my defense, I helped the waiters clean up each mess as I jokingly said we shouldn't be allowed outside and each time not one of them laughed...BECAUSE WHY WOULD THEY?